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Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out,...
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At 18 our convictions are hills from which we look; At 45 they are...
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Practical people would be more practical if they would take a little more time...
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Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous – Calvin
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In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times...
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I have learned to love that which is meant to harm me, so that...
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I wish outer-space guys would conquer Earth and make people their pets, because I’d...
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Of mortals there is no one who is happy. If wealth flows in upon...
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Television is the triumph of machine over people.
Quote #29517
Having a thirteen-year-old in the family is like having a general-admission ticket to the...