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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #15317
Like the bee, we should make our industry our amusement.
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Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend...
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Some men look at constitutions with sanctimonious reverence … too sacred to be touched....
Quote #6726
Absolute faith corrupts as absolutely as absolute power.
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The finest kind of friendship is between people who expect a great deal of...
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Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car,...
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When I was a child, there were times when we had to entertain ourselves....
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The best way to inspire people to superior performance is to convince them by...
Quote #9031
I finally realized that being grateful to my body was key to giving more...