Quote #3834
Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
Quote #10633
The best inheritance a parent can give to his children is a few minutes...
Quote #28309
I wish outer-space guys would conquer Earth and make people their pets, because I’d...
Quote #31729
When people keep telling you that you can’t do a thing, you kind of...
Quote #5375
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car,...
Quote #25126
Death hangs over thee, While thou still live, while thou may, do good.
Quote #20312
As human beings, we are endowed with freedom of choice, and we cannot shuffle...
Quote #23155
You don’t have to die heaven and hell are in this world too.
Quote #31796
Nobody ever outgrows Scripture the book widens and deepens with our years.
Quote #30148
Money is a strange thing. It ranks with love as our greatest source of...