Quote #4302
Wait for that wisest of all counselors, Time.
Quote #17848
There are two times in a man’s life when he should not speculate when...
Quote #2825
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
Quote #4306
As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense...
Quote #23109
Men are wise in proportion not to their experience but to their capacity for...
Quote #14501
Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.
Quote #26334
If it weren’t for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we’d still be eating...
Quote #26903
Humanity needs practical men, who get the most out of their work, and, without...
Quote #2191
Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on...
Quote #2072
There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first.