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If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror,...
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I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two...
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The conscience of children is formed by the influences that surround them; their notions...
Quote #2326
The English think incompetence is the same thing as sincerity.
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That’s the nature of women not to love when we love them, and to...
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The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but...
Quote #25045
Goodness does not consist in greatness, but greatness in goodness.
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There is no feeling, except the extremes of fear and grief, that does not...
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The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
Quote #6947
To-day is the pupil of yesterday.