Quote #5943
Never stand begging for that which you have the power to earn.
Quote #5608
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of...
Quote #11998
Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree what they are made of,...
Quote #3144
Canada is a country whose main exports are hockey players and cold fronts. Our...
Quote #21841
Ill fares the land, to hast’ning ill a prey, Where wealth accumulates, and men...
Quote #8595
But if used for retribution, magic is vengeance incarnate.
Quote #22582
Miserable mortals who, like leaves, at one moment flame with life, eating the produce...
Quote #23880
First they came for the Communists but I was not a Communist so I...
Quote #28395
I think one way police departments could make some money would be to hold...
Quote #34407
About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.