Quote #1129
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are...
Quote #22006
There is an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job.
Quote #32733
Failure I never encountered it. All I ever met were temporary setbacks.
Quote #1052
Goto, n.: A programming tool that exists to allow structured programmers to complain about...
Quote #4469
Riches cover a multitude of woes.
Quote #28433
I think Superman and Santa Claus are actually the same guy, and I’ll tell...
Quote #9058
By health I mean the power to live a full, adult, living, breathing life...
Quote #34546
Old people like to give good advice, as solace for no longer being able...
Quote #1686
A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.
Quote #6119
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.