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Don’t ask silly questions if you don’t want foolish answers.
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I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends…...
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What am I afraid of I’ll tell you a feather. that’s right, a feather....
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Share your M&Ms. There are bags and bags of them all over the place....
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Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that...
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I think one way police departments could make some money would be to hold...
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Young people are in a condition like permanent intoxication, because youth is sweet and...
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I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a...
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Fame – a few words upon a tombstone, and the truth of those not...
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee and I’ll forgive Thy great big...