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Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not...
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Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
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The important thing is this: to be able at any moment to sacrifice what...
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There should be a detective show called ‘Johnny Monkey,’ because every week you could...
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other...
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Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of...
Quote #3381
A chinese philosopher once had a dream that he was a butterfly. From that...
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It has all been very interesting.
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I hold it true,what’er befallI feel it, when I sorrow most’Tis better to have...
Quote #9725
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.