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Life is a tragedy for those who feel, but a comedy to those who...
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The entire sum of existence is the magic of being needed by just one...
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Fettucine Alfredo is just Macaroni and cheese for adults
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O for a muse of fire, that would ascend the brightest heaven of invention.
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
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She is a friend of my mind… The pieces I am, she gather them...
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Democracy is the bludgeoning of the people, by the people, for the people.
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There are two main human sins from which all the others derive: impatience and...
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In weightlifting, I don’t think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.
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All successful newspapers are ceaselessly querulous and bellicose. They never defend anyone or anything...