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You wake up in the morning, and your purse is magically filled with twenty-four...
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One thing about my Aunt Nadie She was gruff on the outside, but if...
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How do you govern a country which has 246 different kinds of cheese?
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He that thinks himself the wisest is generally the least so.
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Natural abilities are like natural plants they need pruning by study.
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The uncompromising attitude is more indicative of an inner uncertainty than a deep conviction....
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The stupid neither forgive nor forget the naive forgive and forget the wise forgive...
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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near...
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I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart’s affections, and the...
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The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...