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As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.
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The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to...
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One of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you...
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There is no expedient to which a man will not go to avoid the...
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To someone seeking power, the poorest man is the most useful.
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Only cowards insult dying majesty.
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In all things it is a good idea to hang a question mark now...
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