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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark...
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The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious...
Quote #19554
Today’s public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there...
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To lengthen thy Life, lessen thy meals
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Do Not Disturb signs should be written in the language of the hotel maids.
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Science is facts just as houses are made of stones, so is science made...
Quote #3328
A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big...
Quote #3359
Hold a true friend with both hands.
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Whoever is open, loyal, true; of humane and affable demeanour; honourable himself, and in...
Quote #29451
When I interview people, and they give me an immediate answer, they’re often not...