Quote #4237
Obtain from yourself all that makes complaining useless. No longer implore from others what...
Quote #15366
Laughter, while it lasts, slackens and unbraces the mind, weakens the faculties and causes...
Quote #28230
There should be a detective show called ‘Johnny Monkey,’ because every week you could...
Quote #3814
Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equpped with 18,000 vaccuum tubes and weighs...
Quote #22704
‘Tis not the dying for a faith that’s so hard, Master Harry — every...
Quote #550
One should only see a psychiatrist out of boredom.
Quote #5162
War connot be avoided; it can only be postponed to the others advantage.
Quote #34799
The past is the only dead thing that smells sweet.
Quote #34802
It is the rare fortuene of these days that one may think what one...
Quote #2864
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on...