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Modern man thinks he loses something time when he does not do things quickly....
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A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never...
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Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
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My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she...
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Ricky Let’s drop it. Let’s ecks-nay on the becks-nay. Ig-pay atlin-lay. Bobby Will you...
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Modern war has decimated many a country; but it has always spawned millions of...
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Judges don’t age time decorates them.
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Instead of a Seeing Eye dog, what about a gun It’s cheaper than a...
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Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.
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Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit.