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For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here’s a tip Why not add...
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Television is a new medium. It’s called a medium because nothing is well-done.
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During the first period of a man’s life the greatest danger is not to...
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Imagine the Creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable.
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First the grub, then the morals.
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A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn’t.
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Even at our birth, death does but stand aside a little. And every day...
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the...
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Long ago we stated the reason for labour organizations. We said that union was...
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My fellow Americans I’m pleased to tell you today that I’ve signed legislation that...