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My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of...
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Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.
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Certainly one of the chief guarantees of freedom under any government, no matter how...
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The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.
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Experience is the comb that nature gives us when we are bald.
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Be substantially great in thyself, and more than thou appearest unto others.
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You can have anything you want if you want it desperately enough. You must...
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I think the American public wants a solemn ass as a President, and I...
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I always wanted to be somebody. If I made it, it’s half because I...
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The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed...