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Once I had the strength but no wisdom now I have the wisdom but...
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Nursing Home Orderly You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now,...
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Regret for wasted time is more wasted time.
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A mirror reflects a man’s face, but what he is really like is shown...
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If you want to be happy for a year, plant a garden; if you...
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Until you walk a mile in another man’s moccasins you can’t imagine the smell.
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The grass is not, in fact, always greener on the other side of the...
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I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It...
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To add insult to injury.