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Democracy means government by discussion, but it is only effective if you can stop...
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God writes a lot of comedy the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many...
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You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have...
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Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the...
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All my children have spoken for themselves since they first learned to speak, and...
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A wise man ought always to follow the paths beaten by great men, and...
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A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat...
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The expectations of life depend upon diligence the mechanic that would perfect his work...
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Friends will keep you sane, Love could fill your heart, A lover can warm...
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I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But...