Quote #1982
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn...
Quote #27154
I imagine, therefore I belong and am free.
Quote #25614
Genius – To know without having learned to draw just conclusions from unknown premises...
Quote #11552
If you tell a lie — tell a big one.
Quote #28147
Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone’s neck, and...
Quote #20063
Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he’s talking about.
Quote #25512
You got to be careful if you don’t know where you’re going, because you...
Quote #20477
Time is but the stream I go a-fishin in. I drink at it, but...
Quote #21801
I would not vote for the mayor. It’s not just because he didn’t invite...
Quote #12475
So far as I am able to judge, nothing has been left undone, either...