Quote #20067
An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
Quote #1491
Things are seldom what they seem, skim milk masquerades as cream.
Quote #1282
The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.
Quote #20316
America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it...
Quote #24791
I like to help women help themselves, as that is, in my opinion, the...
Quote #13917
The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
Quote #33925
I can tell you, honest friend, what to believe believe life it teaches better...
Quote #16627
Oh, that lovely title, ex-president.
Quote #24835
Television is a new medium. It’s called a medium because nothing is well-done.
Quote #2149
I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.