Quote #3129
Calvin Coolidge was the greatest man who ever came out of Plymouth Corner, Vermont.
Quote #34826
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone
Quote #11909
You know what I say to people when I hear they?re writing an anti-war...
Quote #23501
Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Quote #11947
Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.
Quote #2169
Do we really deserve top billing?
Quote #1773
The only really happy folk are married women and single men.
Quote #21293
We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on...
Quote #2587
Even holligans marry, though they know that marriage is but for a little while....
Quote #16328
“Knowledge, without common sense,” says Lee, is “folly; without method, it is waste; without...