Quote #2486
Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns.)
Quote #13446
In war there is no substitute for victory.
Quote #13310
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.
Quote #2285
Santa Claus had the right idea. Visit everyone once a year.
Quote #3736
Pardon him, Theodotus: he is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his...
Quote #33893
The ground that a good man treads is hallowed.
Quote #24523
There are only two families in the world, the Haves and Have-Nots.
Quote #13273
Stupid is a boundless concept.
Quote #27890
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
Quote #33352
Most of you have been where I am tonight. The crash site of unrequited...