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You cannot teach a crab to walk straight.
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If liberty and equality, as is thought by some are chiefly to be found...
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I’m not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell...
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Between two evils, choose neither between two goods, choose both.
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The sort of liveliness which increases with age is not far distant from madness.
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The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the...
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Harry Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about...
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When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so...
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Barometer, n. An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.
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I have found little that is good about human beings. In my experience most...