Quote #32998
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
Quote #3306
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
Quote #17425
Life is not anything, but an opportunity for something.
Quote #33706
There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
Quote #20085
If youth but had the knowledge and old age the strength.
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #22658
Do not be in a hurry to tie what you cannot untie.
Quote #31310
Happiness a good bank account, a good cook and a good digestion.
Quote #1127
Now let me explain why this makes intuitive sense.
Quote #121
The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at...