Quote #14241
Beware of the half truth. You may have gotten hold of the wrong half.
Quote #12103
Keep thy religion to thyself.
Quote #25990
That’s it baby, when you got it, flaunt it.
Quote #26951
Man is descended from a hairy, tailed quadruped, probably arboreal in its habits.
Quote #1949
I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit, and once...
Quote #24459
Ill-luck, you know, seldom comes alone.
Quote #18964
Death comes equally to us all, and makes us all equal when it comes.
Quote #13025
I have found that among its other benefits, giving liberates the soul of the...
Quote #22502
I wish I could give you a lot of advice, based on my experience...
Quote #28180
After I die, wherever my spirit goes, I’m going to try to get back...