Quote #647
Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.
Quote #32558
Never trust anybody who says ‘trust me.’ Except just this once, of course. –...
Quote #23501
Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Quote #17312
Show me the man who keeps his house in hand, He’s fit for public...
Quote #28230
There should be a detective show called ‘Johnny Monkey,’ because every week you could...
Quote #25329
If you keep on doing what you’ve always done, you’ll keep on getting what...
Quote #18006
The man whose acquisitions stick is the man who is always achieving and advancing...
Quote #2830
Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
Quote #13094
There are very few women in society whose virtue outlasts their beauty.
Quote #21110
A man does what he must-in spite of personal consequences, in spite of obstacles...