Quote #28303
Whenever anyone says ‘I can’t,’ it makes me wish he’d get stung to death...
Quote #29530
Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is we’ll find it.
Quote #29224
A Book of Verses undeneath the Bough, A Jug of Wine, a Loaf of...
Quote #34099
We did not change as we grew older we just became more clearly ourselves.
Quote #26330
Only lie about the future.
Quote #12941
Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a...
Quote #31532
Every situation, properly perceived, becomes an opportunity.
Quote #4947
Brevity is the soul of wit.
Quote #29866
I cannot join the space program and restart my life as an astronaut, but...
Quote #4473
It is not white hair that engenders wisdom.