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If your cat falls out of a tree, go indoors to laugh.
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He who establishes his argument by noise and command shows that his reason is...
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All is in the hands of man. Therefore wash them often.
Quote #11144
A book tightly shut is but a block of paper.
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In the bleak midwinter Frosty wind made moan, Earth stood hard as iron, Water...
Quote #1982
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn...
Quote #1159
Belief is the death of intelligence.
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Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises...
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There are many stages to a man’s life. In the first stage, he is...
Quote #25662
They tell you that you’ll lose your mind when you grow older. What they...