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Im telling you, things are getting out of hand. Or maybe Im discovering that...
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It could be said that the AIDS pandemic is a classic own-goal scored by...
Quote #3921
The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O.
Quote #27537
Oh, come on. If you can’t laugh at the walking dead, who can you...
Quote #17385
The first and last thing required of genius is the love of truth.
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Instead of a Seeing Eye dog, what about a gun It’s cheaper than a...
Quote #5368
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
Quote #25256
Here’s a rule I recommend Never practice two vices at once.
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Television is simultaneously blamed, often by the same people, for worsening the world and...
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Beware the fury of a patient man.