Quote #9335
Personality can open doors, but only character can keep them open.
Quote #32333
If you can’t find the key to success, pick the lock.
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It is no use saying, “We are doing our best.” You have got to...
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Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his...
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Words — so innocent and powerless as they are, as standing in a dictionary,...
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Vote early and vote often.
Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #16558
Billy Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is...
Quote #26992
It has been my experience that one cannot, in any shape or form, depend...
Quote #2687
Was all this bloodshed and deceit – from Columbus to Cortes, Pizarro the Puritans...