Quote #3096
The wisest mind has something yet to learn.
Quote #3312
Thanksgiving Day is a day devoted by persons with inflammatory rheumatism to thanking a...
Quote #28330
If you’re a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it’s...
Quote #2793
Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on.
Quote #3708
“Where did you put it?” “Put what?” “You know?” “Where do you think?” “Oh.”
Quote #14593
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers.
Quote #33132
You are built not to shrink down to less but to blossom into more.
Quote #20973
Some rise by sin, and some by virtue fall.
Quote #33160
Your brain can only absorb what your ass can endure.
Quote #20534
In the past decade or so, the women’s magazines have taken to running home-handyperson...