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A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his...
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It is better to be prepared for an opportunity and not have one than...
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I have impeached myself by resigning.
Quote #24833
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...
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The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow.
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While I see many hoof marks going in, I see none coming out. It...
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The continued propinquity of another human being cramps the style after a time unless...
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Life is like a bicycle you don’t fall off unless you stop pedaling.
Quote #12103
Keep thy religion to thyself.
Quote #4945
Every man has business and desire, Such as it is.