Quote #13475
There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.
Quote #13687
The universe is full of magical things, patiently waiting for our wits to grow...
Quote #6777
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater,...
Quote #13530
I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.
Quote #24075
A closed mind is like a closed book just a block of wood.
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I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I...
Quote #28418
When Rick told me he was having trouble with his wife, I had to...
Quote #31081
The younger brother hath the more wit.
Quote #26044
Christmas The very word brings joy to our hearts. No matter how we may...
Quote #23582
We are more wicked together than separately. If you are forced to be in...