Quote #950
Seek not for fresher founts afar, Just drop you bucket where you are.
Quote #14525
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on...
Quote #19159
Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying.
Quote #7879
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
Quote #10131
The greatest challenge to any thinker is stating the problem in a way that...
Quote #9248
Give a man religion without reminding him of his filth, and the result will...
Quote #21575
…happiness gives us the energy which is the basis of health.
Quote #381
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
Quote #28361
I bet when they weren’t fighting, Vikings with horn helmets had to stick potatoes...
Quote #27727
The whole of the Bill of Rights is a declaration of the right of...