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I bet a fun thing would be to go way back in time to...
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I don’t believe in an afterlife, so I don’t have to spend my whole...
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Here’s a good tip for when you go to the beach A sand dollar...
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In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
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I believe that all of us ought to retire relatively young.
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Whenever I need to get away,” I just get away in my mind. I...
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Dwell not upon thy weariness, thy strength shall be according to the measure of...
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I am in the prime of senility.
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Trapped, like a trap in a trap.
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Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you...