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Deceivers are the most dangerous members of society. They trifle with the best affections...
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There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the...
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When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is.
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Great ideas need landing gear as well as wings.
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There is no friend like an old friend who has shared our morning days,...
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Ed, we just witnessed a peaceful transition in government. Do you realize how miraculous...
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Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea — massive, difficult to...
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Wit is the lowest form of humor.