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Would you please shut up and sit down!
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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him...
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The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious...
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As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.
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Like other occult techniques of divination, the statistical method has a private jargon deliberately...
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The poet judges not as a judge judges but as the sun falling around...
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A compliment is a statement of an agreeable truth; flattery is a statement of...
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Flowers feed the soul.
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We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
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Any ordinary man can…surround himself with two thousand books…and thenceforward have at least one...