Quote #13002
Hypocrisy is the homage which vice pays to virtue.
Quote #26808
And then I felt sad because I realized that once people are broken in...
Quote #23145
History is a pact between the dead, the living, and the yet unborn.
Quote #15431
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake–which...
Quote #28205
The sound of fresh rain run-off splashing from the roof reminded me of the...
Quote #19974
People are like stained glass windows they sparkle and shine when the sun is...
Quote #29447
It’s not Jerusalem, It’s not Baghdad. It’s not Bolivia. It’s Oklahoma.
Quote #28224
Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
Quote #470
Whenever I get married I start buying Gourmet Magazine.
Quote #23639
No man enjoys the true taste of life, but he who is ready and...