Quote #13020
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
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If we are to go forward, we must go back and rediscover those precious...
Quote #20609
He who tells a lie is not sensible of how great a task he...
Quote #17078
Advice is what you ask for when you already know the answer but wish...
Quote #23499
All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely...
Quote #2029
Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.
Quote #28186
I’d like to see a nature film where an eagle swoops down and pulls...
Quote #18467
Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them
Quote #28318
If you get invited to your first orgy, don’t just show up nude. That’s...
Quote #32155
One ought only to write when one leaves a piece of ones flesh in...