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A man doesn’t automatically get my respect. He has to get down in the...
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Watch out for the fellow who talks about putting things in order Putting things...
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If you can’t ignore an insult, top it if you can’t top it, laugh...
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It is a great thing to start life with a small number of really...
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Yes’m, old friends is always best, ‘less you can catch a new one that’s...
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Eccentricity is not, as dull people would have us believe, a form of madness....
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Money is power, freedom, a cushion, the root of al evil, the sum of...
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If I was a cowboy in a lynch mob, I think I’d try to...
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I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this,...
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A little wonton money, which burned out the bottom of his purse.