Quote #3752
The greatest way to live with honor in this world is to be what...
Quote #528
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
Quote #19950
A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
Quote #8681
My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once...
Quote #17770
The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice.
Quote #22543
Money, the root of all evil…but the cure for all sadness.
Quote #21904
Any healthy man can go without food for two days — but not without...
Quote #27045
Once upon a time there was an old country, wrapped up in habit and...
Quote #27639
My father always told me, ‘Find a job you love and you’ll never have...
Quote #18533
It was a turkey He could never have stood upon his legs, that bird...