Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Doctor, Doctor!
“Doctor Doctor i feel like a bridge!”"What’s come over you?”"2 buses, 3 motorbikes and...
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?A toilet only has...
Fish jokes 02
|Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a...
Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend…
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend. Ed and Ted slept...
Knights of Columbus and Shriners
What is the difference in a Knights of Columbus and a Shriner? Answer: A...
On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a...
The approach of winter
Dec. 8 5:00 p.m. – It’s starting to snow, the first of the season,...
Laugh twice
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?...