God and Adam
It seems God noticed Adam was despondent. So the Lord God said, “Adam, come...
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk…
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk. So in turn...
Old Beach Babe
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns...
Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!
Your very first time!
It’s your first time.As you lie back your muscles tighten.You put him off for...
Problems from the start
|John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
Australian Kiss
Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is?A. It’s like a French kiss,...
Superman & Wonderwoman
One day, Superman was flying across the sky, and he notices Wonderwoman lying asleep,...
Air disaster
Poland’s worst air disaster occurred today when a two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into...