I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
Mom would never say
|Things Mom Would Never Say”How on earth can you see the TV sitting so...
They sit eggsaminations!
|How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant…
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant. “Doctor,” she explained, “the...
Why do women fake orgasms?
Why do women fake orgasms?Because men fake foreplay.
Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence...
Touring a new saw mill
|Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning the...
Hidden in the Attic!
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would...
Fluffy died
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
A story with a moral
While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, “Hey, Marie,...