Old maid’s burglar
|A story I’ll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened...
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911…
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911operator told Bubba that she...
Opinions
Everybody knows there are different opinions to everything. Here are some.*A smoking section in...
The Pastor\\\’s Last Stand
A Pastor was walking past a pet shop one day when he noticed a...
Long and Hard
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.
Purchasing the brain
|A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The...
The Biker’s decision.
You’d never believe it, but I bumped into a famous stuntman in a motorcycle...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
There was three guys, one with a rubber…
There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and...
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!