Santa Hates Your Kid
|8. Kid’s letter to north pole comes back stamped, “Dream on, Chester!”7. Kid asks...
Polak Detective
Three men were all applying for the same job as a detective. One was...
An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....
yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
Mouse Tse Tung!
|Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!
A staged wedding to bust dealers
|As supposedly reported on CNN:Undercover police, staging the wedding of “a drug kingpin’s daughter”,...
Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...
What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
Men’s Rules For Women
Ladies…read and heed!SportsCenter starts at 11:00 PM and runs an hour. This is a...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard X
MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON’T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!