Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
Wittle Wabbit
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little...
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
What do you…
What do you call an open can of tuna in a Lesbians apartment?Po-pouri!!!
Hunting with a wife
|A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. Ibn...
You might be a redneck if…sideburns
You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your...
Bad habits
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break mywife of the habit...
A bus conversation
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves andengage in...
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...
Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...