Clarinet jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own...
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
Juan and Amal Classic
A California couple discovered the wife was pregnant, but the family simply couldn’t afford...
Resume Bloopers
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:–Responsibility makes me nervous.–They insisted that all employees get...
Baseball in Heaven?
|Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America.Their...
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girls…
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girlsin the office had...
Two Little Old Ladies
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking...
Learning to Pick Up Toys
Dad: Look at this room. It’s a mess. When will our kids start picking...