37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
The Honeymoon Begins.
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
Change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Warning labels
If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor,...
Knock Knock Jokes 1
Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
Murphy’s Combat Laws
Murphy’s Laws Of Combat Operations Friendly fire – isn’t. Recoilless rifles – aren’t. Suppressive...
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?They both cause you to stand...
How to Satisfy a Woman/Man Every Time
How to Satisfy a Woman Every TimeCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans,...