Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
Tombstone Epitaph VIII
Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place...
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...
Standardized Guide to the Bases
Standardized Guide to the Bases Do you remember middle school/junior high/high school?If so, do...
Wedding Anniversary
|A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the...
The dinner guests!
A Jewish family invited their Redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner. The first course...
Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...
An old man is sitting on the park bench crying…
An old man is sitting on the park bench crying. Another oldman sits down...