Actual Answer from a Medical Student
While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of...
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay…
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One...
Mars and Venus
I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women...
Chicken jokes 02
|Q: Why don’t chickens like people?A: They beat eggs!Q: Why did the rooster run...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
No Balls?
Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?Because they don’t have any...
You’re in big trouble
|John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window...
Bird jokes 04
|Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?A: ‘Too wet to woo’!Q: What...
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional…
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while...
A dirty kid!
|What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?A dirty...