New Computer Virus
Did you hear about the new computer virus?It’s called the “Lorena Bobbit Virus”.Apparently, it...
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
Tough guy eh?
A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to...
Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet…
Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet,sensitive men in this...
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
Ventriloquist and the Indian
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch....
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?Drool.
Smart little johnny
One day the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...
He shouldn’t have asked!
MR. SMITH got himself a new secretary.She was young, sweet and pretty.One day, while...