Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
Anybody Home?
A boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about...
The Difference is……
What’s the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a...
Bragging about old times
|Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.”Why, my outfit...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
Big Ron
|Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today.”I’ll do...
Bad Catholic Joke
Three men meet up on the deck of the rapidly sinking Titanic, a Lawyer,...
Sneezes
A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After...
Followed
“I’m fed up with your jealousy,” the furious wife told her husband.”Do you think...